Congress has issued an emergency warning on yet another threat to air travel. "These terrorist volcanoes must be stopped!"Great job Gary - I couldn't have said it better! Here's the WBUR report. I loved the part about the 747 pilot sticking his head out the window in order to be able to see while landing!
TSA has confirmed that volcanoes will be under greater surveillance in and around airports around the world. However, to avoid strict profiling, mountains, hills, and other mounds of earth will also be put on the terror list.
When interviewed this morning a TSA worker (Mr. Wiley Seeker at LAX) stated that: “We can’t just be searching the smoke heads…we have to avoid profiling. This morning a slag heap and her small mound were searched, and of course we found nothing”
The president stated that such derogatory terms such as “Smoke Heads”, and “Powder Puffs” will not be tolerated.
Posted by Gary on April 15, 2010, at 9:07 AM