Death March Tours
Tour Application and Profile
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Tell us about yourself:
I'm a young punk and I think I know everything.
I'm a millennial hipster and I know I know everything.
I'm an old fart and I've forgotten more than those ice holes will ever know.
I'm just starting and have a BMW GS 1250 so I'm cool.
I've been to Baja.
I've been to Bushwick and Berkeley.
I've done the TAT and was bored.
I just park my Beemer and stand around looking cool.
3. Favorite Tires
Whatever knobby is on sale.
The ones that came with the bike. They still have those cool little spiky things sticking out.
4. Favorite Destination
Nearest biker hangout that's cool this week.
5. Current bike
KTM 1290 Super Adventure R
Triumph Tiger Explorer XCa
Honda Africa Twin (RD07)
I told you it's a Beemer. Be cool!
6. Road food
I don't eat. I might get some on my jacket and that wouldn't be cool.
MSR - sturdy stuff.
Rev'It - all my friends have it.
Something I picked up on Craigslist - cheap.
Klim - I want to look as cool as my bike.
Shoei (red / white / blue)
Arai (flat black)
Bell (white with scratches)
Bilt (cool graphics that look like a P-51)
Rocky Mountain ATV
Cycle Gear has cool stuff cheap.
I take it to the dealer
I take it to an independent shop in Red Hook run by organic, vegan, free range, artisanal, fair trade, lesbian and trans-gender holistic mechanics.
I change the oil every winter and spark plugs on odd numbered years.
I haven't gotten enough miles to get the cool free first check.
Panty Peeler IPL
12. Non-bike activity
Nitro Circus dvds
PS4 - MXGP 3
No such thing
Cool vampire biker chick movies
Pit bull named Honda
Cat named Dog
Dog named Wrench
Hamster named Mr Cool
Fruit salads with Cool Whip
Artisanal Flat Black
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