Friday, May 31, 2019

Monday, May 27, 2019

Mr Kool


If you can't laugh at yourself ...


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Wednesday, May 22, 2019

DOGGISH SAYINGS

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue." -Anonymous

"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful." -Ann Landers

"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went." -Will Rogers

"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face." -Ben Williams

"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself." -Josh Billings

"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person." -Andy Rooney

"We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made." -M. Facklam

"If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons." -James Thurber

"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down." -Robert Benchley

"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult." - Rita Rudner

"Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep abreast of current events. The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing all kinds of late breaking dog news items, which, if they are especially urgent, are often continued in the next yard." -Dave Barry

"And nobody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog."- Franklin P. Jones

"If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise." -Unknown

"Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend; inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

"Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!" -Anne Tyler

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." -Robert A. Heinlein


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Sunday, May 19, 2019

DMT - Until the next time

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This is how it ends up, bikes in the driveway and stuff all over the lawn. Plans undone, a plane to catch, disappointment in the air.

Maybe I could have given Jason and Erika the Taco and trailer to get back home to meet their plane while I continued on. At the time it was all about getting Erika back to see her mom and whatever was best for her. 

Adventures have only vague plans and uncertain schedules. You take it as it comes and play it as it lays. There were plenty of hits on this trip like Monica the ranger who gave us some tips on places to see and camp away from the tourist crowds. Cheryl, the waitress at our lunch stop, mailed our postcards for us so they would have the Death Valley CA postmark.


The Taco is ready to take us to another adventure. It's just a matter of time before Death March Tours heads out again.


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Wednesday, May 15, 2019

Heading Home

A family emergency is calling us back. Adventure awaits another day

More confusion

Repacking for the change of plans.

Day 5 - Plan B

A slight change of plans after a rough day of sand and gravel roads. And one small accident.

 We're back in Beatty again. (You can check out any time you like, But you can never leave!')

Today we are switching to the Taco and continuing on our original plan. Same route but a different vehicle. 

After regrouping and reloading we will be heading for the BDR this morning.

Tuesday, May 14, 2019

Day 4

Packed up and ready to go. Off to Dante's Peak and then to the connection to the BDR. We've maxed out on hot for now so we're moving on from Death Valley

Monday, May 13, 2019

Day 3

Obviously in no hurry today. But that's what it's all about. Some days are fast and furious, others are laid back and lazy

Day 3 - Looking a little more organized

Breakfast at Mel's and a quick stop for some more supplies. Then off for more fun and adventure

Sunday, May 12, 2019

Taking the long way home

Went to see the Rhyolite ghost town and the 30' tall Lego lady. 

Then decided to ride through Titus Canyon. In some places it's only wide enough for one car to fit through. I have no pictures because the ones I took are incapable of showing the scale of the rock formations.

When we got back to the highway we found the road blocked by some emergency. It was dark and we were tired. If it we didn't have bad luck we wouldn't have any luck at all! 

Like everything else today, it was just another bump in the road to be dealt with. A not to long detour had us heading to Beatty and a well deserved shower.

What fresh disaster tomorrow?

Rhyolite Station

Waiting for the train

Back to the future

Has my friend Bob says, "Crude but effective! "

Progress

Our Airbnb host, Dick, to the rescue. A Navy guy glad to bail out the Air Force (me) again

DMT - Day 2 - UnHoley Crap

See the mounting hole in the plate that Jaram welded to my pack frame? Me neither!

And that is a BIG problem!! And it's Sunday when all the shops are closed. But help is on the way. Stay tuned ...

Saturday, May 11, 2019

Another Gem

We took a wrong turn and found this hidden gem. Quite a surprise to find an old train here in Ely Nevada.

Along the way

A study in contrasts as we travel west

Major's Place

Check out the sign in the window

Loaded and ready to go

Only an hour and a half past the scheduled departure time. That's early for us

DMT - Day 1 - Packed

Amazing but true! I'm packed. Now to load the bikes on the trailer

Friday, May 10, 2019

DMT - Day minus 1 - I get by with a little help from my friends

Friend #1 - Jaram

The Happy Trail frame didn't match the gas can holder and I need a last minute welding job. Jaram at Russell Welding is a fellow biker and understood the urgency. Dropped the frame off at 10am and got a call at 3pm that he had fabbed a new plate and welded it to the frame.

Friend #2 - Maureen

I had gone up to the RotoPax warehouse to pickup the gas cans last Tuesday but when I got home I found they didn't fit. Back to RotoPax today and Maureen took the time to exchange the one I had and show me a better way to mount it so it fit the Happy Trail frame. Gave me a RotoPax water bottle too so the I wouldn't get too thirsty.

All the preparations have been manic and stressful but people like this, who go out of their way to be helpful, make it seem like a world I want to live in. I should have taken their pictures to properly recognize their efforts.

Thank You So Much!

Here's what a RotoPax gas can looks like:

1.25 gallons of gas for an extra 50 miles

This the Happy Trail pannier frame with the RotoPax mount


This is how they fit together.


And this is how they look on the back of the bike. Pretty tidy!


Still with me? Here's Erika and Jason. The other 2/3rds of the Death March Tour. As you can see, packing is in progress.


Wednesday, May 8, 2019

DMT - Day minus 2 - Almost there

“If the joy of serendipity is one of the reasons to travel, then improvisation is how you get there” - NYT travel writer



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Tuesday, May 7, 2019

DMT - Day minus 3 - Where's Waldo?



I have a S.P.O.T. Gen 3 device. I have no idea what S.P.O.T. stands for. Probably the inventor's children's initials or maybe something a bright marketing type dreamed up.

What I do know is that if my butt is in a jam this is what will save it. It's a satellite GPS signalling device that works in all of the places a mobile won't. The three buttons across the bottom are for a short message, tracking breadcrumbs, and an "I'm OK" message.

Trip up to the RotoPax company
On a trip I turn it on as I begin my ride and it sends out little breadcrumbs you can follow on a map. It will also highlight the I'm OK messages. This is important because if the track doesn't move for a while and there is no I'm OK message it may well mean that I'm in the bottom of a canyon and NOT OK! I usually send the I'm OK when stopping for lunch and at the end of the day.

You can watch the fun by following this link to see my daily location updates:
http://share.findmespot.com/shared/faces/viewspots.jsp?glId=0OnYPve8m4nT54nJKqjjdfTpdYtpe3jVt
(If the link doesn't work, try copying and pasting it to your browser's address bar.)

There are two other buttons: Help and S.O.S. Help sends a request to a list of friends to check where I am and send appropriate help.

The S.O.S. button is the OMG button. This means Send Lawyers, Guns, and Money! The shit has hit the fan. It connects to a global search and rescue company that will marshall the appropriate resources anywhere in the world and come get me. In addition, they will pay for the helicopter, medical aid, and anything else required to save my sorry ass. Not cheap but better to pay up front than trying to negotiate with some yak driver in Siberia while laying under my bike with a broken leg.

If you click the S.P.O.T. home page you'll see their latest device, the Spot X. Why don't I use one of those? For the same reason I don't have a FakeBook account or an Instagrab account. This blog, for a few friends, is as social as I get. I'm going out into the middle of the desert to get away from people and enjoy some stress free peace and quiet, not carry them in my back pocket.

No offense ...


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Monday, May 6, 2019

DMT - Day minus 4 - MultiTasking

Lot's of things going on today

Got the tire back for the Rally and got it off the lift. They put a new inner tube in it so assuming it holds air this time that bike is completely ready to go.

Put the Transalp up on the stand to give it a check over and install the fork gaiters. It fell over while trying to tie it down. I'm beginning to wonder if it really wants to go on this trip.

Got the Taco checked over. They flushed the cooling system and checked all the hoses and belts. It's ready for the hot weather.

However, the A/C didn't make the cut. I'm trying to spin this as Free Range, Fair Trade, Renewable, Passive Environmental Acclimation but I'm not sure how well that will fly.



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Sunday, May 5, 2019

DMT - Day minus 5 - One step forward, one step back

Good News: Everything is installed and ready to go.



Bad News: The new front tire is not holding air and needs to go back to the dealer tomorrow.



Patience is the most important tool in your toolbox. This is going to be a long trip and there is no need to get excited before it even starts. This is a small setback but it is hardly fatal. I'll work on one of the other bikes today and then go for a ride. Nothing is as relaxing as pushing some air through my helmet.

Hasta mañana


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Saturday, May 4, 2019

DMT - Day minus 6 - You meet the nicest people ...

One of the greatest joys of traveling is the people you meet along the way. They have stories to tell; about themselves, their ancestors, and their area.

Carmen


In a little town in Mexico I meet the great, great, great granddaughter of Juan Bautista de Anza who was the founder of the city of San Francisco in 1776. She showed me her museo that honored her grandfather and the local history. It was serendipity of course but that is what travel is all about.



I do have a secret weapon for finding these gems. It's a Fuji Mini instant camera. It produces small, credit card sized, instant pictures that delight everyone.

Daniel

I take two pictures, I give one to the person and keep the other for myself. As the picture develops we have time to chat which gives us a moment to bond and share our experiences.

In Batopilas, in the bottom of the Copper Canyon, in Chihuahua, Mexico I took pictures of mothers with their children which might be the only record they would ever have of their hijas y hijos

Another time I was walking through a neighborhood when I was surrounded by a bunch of young guys. I didn't feel threatened, they were just fooling around amusing themselves by acting tough. I whipped out my camera and took a picture and handed it to them. Suddenly it was, "Take a picture of me and Pedro" or "me and Juanita." A half dozen photos later we were best friends and I was assured that I was welcome in their neighborhood any time I wanted to come back.

For this trip I'm taking enough film for 80 photos. I'm looking forward to the new friends I'll meet along the way.


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Wednesday, May 1, 2019

DMT - Day minus 9 - Prep

So many last minute things to do and coordinate but now we have the most important item locked down - our logo!



Stickers, T-Shirts, and temporary tattoos will be coming soon!


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Monday, April 29, 2019

DMT - Day minus 11 - Packing

I'm sure there are people who are organized about packing for a trip. Regrettably I'm not one of them.


This is how it starts. Dig out everything I can find that I might want to take with me.


Then find lots more stuff and put it out too. Apparently I believe in having duplicates (or triplicates) of everything.


For instance, how many earplugs does one person really need?


And it all has to fit into the two boxes on the right with the ADV stickers. Maybe I need one of Dr. Who's Tardis boxes that are bigger on the inside than they are on the outside.

The plan is to identify the redundancies and remove them. After that it is MoSCoW triage.

MoSCoW:
Must - first aid kit, tools, batteries, toilet paper and a trowel
Should - camera, clothing, sleeping bag, camp stove and food
Could - tent, gas and water containers
Would - more tools, more food, more everything


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Saturday, April 27, 2019

DMT - Day minus 13 - Very Happy Tires

Getting down to the wire with all the details that need to be checked off. Like new tires for the Rally.


This is the Dunlop 606 which is my go-to tire for off-road adventures. It is described as a 90/10 tire which means that it's designed for 90% off-road and 10% paved road. I've found that it handles just fine on pavement as long as you recognize its limits. Off pavement it digs in and holds like it was geared to the ground. Wet, dry, soft, or hard; it handles it all and keeps on going. As a bonus I find that it wears great. I'll gladly pay a little extra knowing that I'm going to get to wherever I'm going.


Sometimes bad things happen so that good things will happen which will prevent bad things from happening. Got all that?

Taking the front wheel off to get the front tire replaced was a bit of a challenge. I had to wait for the rear tire to be completed before I could work on the front end since I don't have one of those professional center lifts. After reassembling the rear end I jacked up the front end only to find that it takes a 14mm hex wrench. Something that I don't have. I have a lot of tools but not that one.

That was the bad thing. The good thing is that I was able to find a 14mm hex socket at Home Depot. It came as part of a set but I was not in a position to complain. So back home the tool worked, the wheel came off, and the dealer said it would be ready by Monday.

The bad thing that this prevented is the possible need to fix a flat tire in the middle of nowhere with no 14mm hex wrench. I never had a Honda that needed that tool and it would be virtually impossible to remove the axle without it. But now I have one! 

Somebody watches out for me and I'd really like to thank them and buy them a beer.



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Friday, April 26, 2019

DMT - Day minus 14 - Very Happy Trails

Just got off the phone with Tim at Happy Trail and he knew my problem before I got even half way through describing it. Seems that there were some bad brackets made and they thought they had pulled them all from stock but mine seemed to have slipped through.

He apologized and said that he didn't have one ready to ship BUT would send out one that wasn't powder coated to make sure my trip was covered and then send out another one that was complete when the coating was finished next Wednesday.

Everyone makes a mistake once in a while. Tim was immediately responsive to my problem and time constraint. I said that as long as it came in next week I'd be happy to wait for the right one so they didn't have to deal with it twice. Fair is fair.

This is why all my stuff is from them. Customer service! Now, if only we could get Comcast to take some lessons.


New Improved and So Much Better



Here's the picture of the new bracket Tim sent me to show me how it's going to look when I get the mine next week.


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Thursday, April 25, 2019

DMT - Day minus 15 - UnHappy Trails

Some things just work - always. McDonald's french fries. My Seiko Kinetic watch. A Chevy pickup truck. 

Until they don't.



Happy Trail gear always fit. Until this one didn't. This black arm is the rear support for the skid plate. However ...

tiny nick in frame gusset
It won't swing up into place because the frame gusset is in the way! See the tiny nick in the frame.



This is a very bad thing because the bolt holds the rear suspension to the frame. That gusset is part of what keeps the rear wheel straight and true. 


As you can see, the mounting plate is blocked from swinging up into a horizontal position to attach to the skid plate. It is not supposed to hang down to act like a scoop.

I thought about grinding the gusset for clearance but quickly decided that was The Bad Plan. The gussets prevent any sideways motion of the rear wheel. My second thought was to grind the support bracket. This is The Almost As Bad Plan. It would weaken the protection for the engine.

The plan now is to phone Happy Trail in the morning and ask for advice. 

Another day lost. Stay tuned ...


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