Lemonade

Here's a story that should bring a smile to your face:

I was living in San Diego with my girlfriend and we were having a party. She said, "We need lemons for the drinks. Go get some lemons."

So I hopped in the car, drove to the grocery store, and bought a bag of lemons.

When I got back she said, "Where have you been?" "I went out and got lemons like you told me to." "You're an idiot! I meant, Go out and pick some from the lemon tree in the back yard." "Ohhh ... "

I didn't know you could use lemons that didn't have Sunkist printed on the side.

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