Following up on my last idea here's the application for joining a Death March Tour
Tour Application and Profile
Name ____________________________________________
Address __________________________________________
City State Zip ____________________________________
Phone/text ______________________________________
Tell us about yourself:
1. Knowledge
I'm a young
punk and I think I know everything.
I'm a
millennial hipster and I know I know everything.
I'm an old
fart and I've forgotten more than those ice holes will ever know.
I'm just
starting and have a BMW GS 1250 so I'm cool.
2. Experience
I've been to
Baja.
I've been to
Bushwick and Berkeley.
I've done the
TAT and was bored.
I just park my
Beemer and stand around looking cool.
3. Favorite Tires
Whatever knobby is on
sale.
Continental
TKC80.
Dunlop 606
The ones that
came with the bike. They still have those cool little spiky things
sticking out.
4. Favorite Destination
Nearest enduro
Nearest
Starbucks
Nearest woods
Nearest
biker hangout that's cool this week.
5. Current bike
KTM 1290 Super
Adventure R
Triumph Tiger
Explorer XCa
Honda Africa
Twin (RD07)
I told you
it's a Beemer. Be cool!
6. Road food
Mickey D's
Brew pub
Denny's
I don't eat. I
might get some on my jacket and that wouldn't be cool.
7. Gear
MSR - sturdy
stuff.
Rev'It - all
my friends have it.
Something I
picked up on Craigslist - cheap.
Klim - I want
to look as cool as my bike.
8. Helmet
Shoei (red /
white / blue)
Arai (flat
black)
Bell (white
with scratches)
Bilt (cool graphics that look like a P-51)
9. Store
Twisted
Throttle
Street fairs
Rocky Mountain
ATV
Cycle Gear has
cool stuff cheap.
10. Maintenance
I take it to
the dealer
I take it to
an independent shop in Red Hook run by organic, vegan, free range,
artisanal, fair trade, lesbian and trans-gender holistic mechanics.
I change the
oil every winter and spark plugs on odd numbered years.
I haven't
gotten enough miles to get the cool free first check.
11. Beer
PBR
Panty Peeler
IPL
Rolling Rock
Wine cooler
12. Non-bike activity
Nitro Circus
dvds
PS4 - MXGP 3
No such thing
Cool vampire
biker chick movies
13. Pet
Pit bull named
Honda
Cat named Dog
Dog named
Wrench
Hamster named
Mr Cool
14. Food
Burgers
Sushi
BBQ
Fruit salads
with Cool Whip
15. Color
Honda Red
Artisanal
Flat Black
20-50 Brown
Kool Lime
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