Day 44 - 35mm

35mm … Film … KodaChrome … Photomat drive-thru kiosk …

If any of this is ringing a bell you are obviously not 22 anymore. In a world of phone cameras that are smarter than your 11^th grade high school gym teacher, the act of holding a machine up to your eye to take a picture is as foreign as waving your arms to fly.

Yet there is are reasons to step back in time and actually take a picture as opposed to glancing at a subject and jabbing the screen to capture an image. It certainly isn't convenience, you can't immediately post it to FakeBook or InstaScam. It won't capture movement or sound so you can make your friends jealous for not being where you are. It just makes a noise that you hope will one day become an image printed on a piece of paper that you can look at.

Photograph - photo meaning light and graph meaning picture. A picture made with light. Hopefully, also with more than a small amount of thoughtfulness.

Thoughtfulness is the key. You have to remember to take it with you. You have to remember to bring extra film. Unlike a phone with it's nearly unlimited image capacity, there are only 24 or 36 images per roll. You have to ration them. Instead of just taking random shots and hoping one will come out OK, you have to think about what you want to achieve with your light picture.

It's slow and that's the key. Instead of whipping out the ubiquitous phone and machine gunning a scene at arm's length, you bring the camera to your eye and peer into a little replica of the world in front of you. It's a tiny piece of that world surrounded by black. As you move the camera the scene changes and you start to see details you had missed at first. A tree that seems to be growing from the top of somebody's head, a face in the crowd that seems misplaced, a child's smile that is there, gone, and back again.

A long time ago I was invited to take a master class with Edward Villella. He spoke as much about the philosophy of dance as he did techniques. Most importantly for me was his discussion of The Point of Innocence. That is, that point when all artifice and ego have drained away leaving only the purity of art.

As you peer through the viewfinder into the world in front of you there is a point when you see clearly that moment when a child's smile is not just shining but is radiant. With a little practice you come to know when that moment is coming and you wait for it.

Henri Cartier-Bresson called it the decisive moment. He said,

He said: "Photographier: c'est dans un même instant et en une fraction de seconde reconnaître un fait et l'organisation rigoureuse de formes perçues visuellement qui expriment et signifient ce fait" ("To me, photography is the simultaneous recognition, in a fraction of a second, of the significance of an event as well as of a precise organization of forms which give that event its proper expression.").

This decision to make a photograph rather than grab a shot, to take time instead of a random instant, is what makes a great photograph.

Not all photos on film are great works of art and there are digital images worthy of museums. The difference is time and dedication.

And sometimes just plain luck!

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Day 43 - Hiking

I went hiking in the Oquirrh mountains today. It's something I had been promising myself all summer. Rather than let another year slip by I decided that today was the day to try for the summit of a nearby peak. Plenty time for thinking as I hiked alone.

The inclination varied from 20° to over 45°. This got me to thinking about how far I was progressing on a linear horizontal plane. I dug into my memory to find the equations for sine and tried to mentally calculate the x-axis distance for the path I was covering. For 45° it is about 100' for every 141' I walked. At 30° it was ~100' for every 126'. I haven't checked those numbers for accuracy since getting back but I think they're close.

That settled I began thinking of the weight I was carrying. An old 35mm camera that is built like a tank and weighs as much. A gps to track and record my progress. Sundry other things that I might need in case of a problem. It occurred to me that if I lost the 15 pounds that refuse to go away there would be 15 pounds I would not be hauling to the top of the mountain.

This reminded me of a time at the race track when one of the riders was showing everyone his new titanium clutch, brake, and shift levers. He allowed as how the weight savings (a few grams at most) was surely going to put him at the front of the pack. He was kind of chunky and I suggested that he could save more weight and a lot of money by just skipping a few cheeseburgers. This led to a spirited race around the pit garages with me in the lead and him right behind me with a 27mm spanner in hand. Everyone had a good laugh.

I noticed some tracks in the snow that didn't look like a dog's. The area is known to be habitat for cougars and mountain lions. This made me question my choice of attire. A tan parka with a furry ruff that is about the same shade as a deer's pelt. Light gray/tan pants and dark boots also mimicking a deer's coloring. Maybe that 5 pound camera would make a good weapon to hit the attacker on the head if it came to that. Luckily, it didn't.

Snow varied between none and 5-6” along the way. This is a mixture of good and bad on a hike like this. Going uphill it forces you to lift your feet higher and then drop them into the snow again. Plodding along, looking for the thin spots to make it easier. On the way down the snow is a blessing. It cushions your footfalls and saves your knees from the shock of each step. Because it was crusty it also gave a firmer footing than the loose rocks and gravel.

Two and a half hours later I was back to my truck. Just short of 6 miles R/T with 1800' vertical climb. I didn't make it to the top but I wasn't sitting in front of the television either.

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Day 42 - Thoughts

Random thoughts:

I saw a woman the other day wearing a mask that she had either knit or crocheted. Absolutely not filtration was involved but it certainly looked nice.

Perhaps the best part of the pandemic is that those masks sure hide a lot of ugly!

Putting something away so that I won't lose it means that I will never find it again.

Whenever somebody tells me they have a Bucket List I know that it's a list of things they will never do. People who do things just do them. The road to Someday leads to Nowhere!

In 2020 I have spent $15,997.16 on motorcycles and travel, and $756.47 on booze. Not a bad ratio. Obviously gasoline is my recreational drug of choice.

A friend was putting together a first aid kit for travel and sent me the list of contents. Israeli clotting bandages and tourniquets were included but he missed the most important thing, Common Sense. For all the traveling I've done I've rarely needed more than Band-aids. You don't need clotting bandages if you don't do something stupid to begin with. Common sense is the least common sense of all.

EMT: the first person you see after saying, “Watch this!”

I leave the Christmas lights on my tree in the front yard lit all year long. They're solar powered and the neighbors have come to use them as a point of reference when giving directions.

To replace the exhaust system on a Honda Interceptor first remove the rear wheel.

That's all my brain is good for today. See you tomorrow.

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Day 41 - Shoulder

A follow up to yesterday's story:

While I was waiting for my shoulder to mend I was not supposed to ride even though I felt fine. Bored, I started tinkering in the shop, cleaning up and doing all the little things I never had time to do when riding was an option.

I had a CB450 that was waiting to be rebuilt so when I ran out of other things to do I decided it was time to get started on it. I put it up on the lift and began stripping off parts so that I could get to the engine. The double overhead cam design of the head prevented it from being removed while the engine was still in the frame.

A CB450 weighs about 450 pounds of which at least a quarter of which is the engine. So, well over 110 pounds. No problem, I had pulled many of them out of their frames in my days as a mechanic. Tilt it forward, lean it to the left and out it comes.

And it did so that I could carry it about 10  feet to my work bench. There was only the barest hint of a Crink from my shoulder as I did this. My wife confirmed that my right shoulder was now drooping dramatically lower than my left one. Back to Dr. Lars ...

X-rays showed that the steel plate he had inserted was bent! He was amazed and said he had never seen such a thing before. Always happy to extend medical science. A new surgery was scheduled and performed. He put in a titanium plate this time with the comment, "I'd like to see you bend this one!"

I was sent home with instructions not pickup anything heavier than a PB&J sandwich for the next 8 weeks. Luckily I had air tools to disassemble the 450 and a friend who came over and torqued the head for me. Putting it back into the frame had to wait.

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Day 40 - R100RS

One of the best bikes I ever owned was my 1988 BMW R100RS. Of course there is the small matter of it trying to kill me but what is a broken collar bone and a few ribs between friends?

I had always thought that the R100RS was one of the most beautiful bikes ever built. The proportions were just right and every line and curve had a purpose. Many consider it the first Super Bike.

I had just sold my '76 CB750F (bad move) and bought the RS with the money (good move). Just after bring it home I was riding up Rt 32 in Connecticut to show it off to friends from Boston. Wide right hand curve at moderate speed and suddenly I was down and sliding towards the curb.

This is when wearing a helmet pays off. My head hit the curb and bounced off. Then my shoulder hit the curb and went crunch, then the ribs followed with crunchiness of their own. Minus the helmet my head would have gone SPLOT like a watermelon hitting the ground after a five story free fall.

A semi was behind me but saw what happened and stopped diagonally to block anybody from further mangling my body. I never got to thank him but he's one of my heroes.

An ambulance showed up but I declined a ride because I had no health insurance and didn't need hospital bills on top of bike repair bills. Even in emergencies one has to maintain perspective. I'd broken the collarbone before and ribs are no big thing.

My friends showed up as I was bidding the ambulance crew adieu. We examined the scene but there seemed to be no explanation for the crash. After securing the bike at the home of a friendly onlooker, one of the guys volunteered to take me home on the back of his bike. Just imagine 35 miles of bouncing along back country roads while holding my arm up so my shoulder didn't hurt any more than it had to.

When I got home I conceded that maybe this was more than a minor scrape and deserved a better look. The urgent care clinic x-rayed the damage and informed me that my collarbone was now in four pieces and some assembly was required. I gave Dr. Lars Richardson at Massachusetts General Hospital and asked him when he would be free to put me back together again. He has a rather large file on me.

I went back to pick up the bike and really couldn't figure out what went wrong. I wasn't speeding, there was no sand in the road, nothing obvious jumped out at me. Surprisingly the bike was nearly unharmed except for scrapes on the valve cover and a crack in the fairing that I artfully covered up with a CT Rockers sticker.

I took the bike to Peter Boggia at MotoBorgotaro in Brooklyn. Peter is one of the best mechanics in the world for European bikes and we'd done business before. I trailered it down and told him that I Wouldn't need it back any time soon since I was banned from riding for a while by Dr. Lars.

The verdict came back that it was a combination of bad luck and poor maintenance by the previous owner. The tires were old and hard as a rock and the steering head bearings were worn and loose. It was a cold night and the pavement was frigid also diminishing my traction.

The BMW is a shaft drive that has a torque reaction as you get on and off the throttle. Normally this is not a big deal but that night, as I got back on the throttle to exit the curve, the rear end jacked up a bit, which caused the forks to shift position in the loose bearings, which caused the old, hard tires to lose their grip on the frigid pavement. A chain of insignificant events that would cause me view the world horizontally.

Peter put the bike in perfect condition, finding and fixing a few other problems for me. By the time my body was ready for the bike, the bike was ready for me. After that it was one of the most enjoyable bikes I have ever owned. Fast without being twitchy, able to eat miles with speed and comfort, and able to breeze through corners thanks to Peter's wizardry and a new set of tires.

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Day 39 - Rear View Mirror

One of my favorite sayings is, “There is a reason that the windshield is bigger than the rear view mirror.”

Some friends are planning a trip that they did a few years ago. Getting up there in years, they want to do it again as a Last Hurrah trip. They invited me along but after thinking it over I'm going to decline.

The trip sounds fascinating, and the people are great, but trying to recapture or relive faded glory doesn't really interest me. I can foresee a lot of “remember when” moments that I won't have any recollection of. The wonder of discovery will be lost and all serendipity extinct.

I think I'll join them for a couple of days as they pass through Colorado. It's always good to see old friends. However, I think I'll stick with my plans to go to Baja and see what new adventures I can find on my own. I prefer looking ahead to gazing at the past.

Another favorite is, “If you go real fast, you'll get there before you have an accident!”

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Day 38 - Merry Christmas

The stockings were hung from the handlebars with care,

In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there.

Merry Christmas from our family to yours!

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Day 37 - Shopping

Went shopping again and this time it was a lot of fun. People were scurrying around smiling and making last minute purchases. One woman and I were looking at a pile of weird items in Home Goods. We started talking about buying things like these at the last moment for people we didn't really like all that much. The tech geek at work who kept the computer running, the woman at the gym who checked you in but rarely smiled. As we kept up the banter people were stopping and giving us that knowing nod that said, “Me too.” By now we were laughing out loud and getting silly. Great fun! It was good that people could laugh again.

The story that always comes to mind every Christmas is one that I'm a little ashamed of. I was shopping for ordinary things in a CVS store when I noticed a young boy looking over the items in the beauty section. He picked up things, considered them carefully, and put them back. A lipstick, some cheap perfume, and others.

I thought to myself, “Who shops for Christmas presents in CVS?”

Then it hit me, he seemed to have little money and was trying to find something in his budget. His mother? A sister? He seemed a little young for a girlfriend.

I could only surmise why he wasn't with someone to help him. The options didn't seem promising. I thought about going over and offering him some money to expand his choices but was afraid I'd only embarrass him.

I left the store humbled, having answered my own question. Who shops for Christmas presents at CVS? Someone who cares!

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Day 36 - CB450

Some years ago a friend of mine made a living out of buying older Honda motorcycles, restoring them to good cosmetic and running condition, and selling them to millennials who had lots of cash but little mechanical ability.

I was visiting and had time on my hands so I jumped at his offer to borrow a bike and go for a ride. The ride would last a week and cover over a thousand miles but he knew it would something like that going in. Chance of a lifetime.

Even further back in time I worked for Honda of Boston as a mechanic. A bike came in that had been wrecked by the new owner with less than 500 miles on it. “Fix it and sell it!” was the description on the work order. I called the owner and suggested that the parts and labor would not be repaid in the selling price. Would he be interested in an as-is sale? “Send me a check for whatever you think is fair. I never want to see that bike again!”

It was a Honda CB450 and I rode that bike everywhere. Rather than fix the cosmetic damage I just painted everything black. New cams and high compression pistons and I was ready to fly. I used to go looking for Triumphs to race so I could show them my taillights. The Bonnevilles had better handling but I had the power and was willing to push the bike harder than most of the guys on the Triumphs.

Now, years later, I was being offered another CB450 to ride.

There are two reasons to ride an old bike: you want to relive a moment in the past or you appreciate the essence of the moment in history. The first is kind of sad, it suggests that the person has not moved on with their life. The second is a person who can savor the past but understands why the windshield is a lot bigger than the rear view mirror.

I got on that bike and rode off without plans but knew where I was going in the back of my mind. From San Francisco I rode down Rt 1, the Coast Highway, not trying to set a new speed record but savoring the day, the scenery, and the ride as one would a fine wine.

After a night's stop in Big Sur I rode up and over the coast range and turned towards the Sierras. On Rt 140, riding through Merced, Mariposa, and into Yosemite was like visiting an old friend. The bike hummed a steady beat and the curves came and went with a confident ease. No rush, no dilly-dallying, no hurry. Smooth and relaxed but rather a bit over the speed limit I must admit.

The thing about Yosemite is that most people go into the valley, take pictures of themselves in front of the falls, and go home thinking they have seen it all. In truth they have barely scratched the surface. There is Toulumne Meadows, Tanya Lake and the groves of giant Sequoia.

I've hiked to the top of Half Dome a couple of times and camped on top of El Capitan but this was a road trip so I rode out to Olmsted Point to gaze across at Clouds Rest and then turned back to ride down The Big Oak Flat road making sure to took the long way around down the old Priest Grade.

At Chinese Camp the highway straightened out and picked up speed. A few hours later and I was back in San Francisco, happy to return the bike to my friend. It was a great ride on a great bike. A moment to look back and look forward at the same time.

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Day 35 - Trees

When I was a kid my mom brought home a small tree from the grocery store that was about an inch high. She nurtured it through the years and planted it in the back yard when it was a foot tall. From there it grew to about 30' and thrived under her care.

When she and my dad moved to their restored Victorian home in Alameda she had few demands. One was my dad stay out of any planning for the kitchen and the other was that her tree was coming with her. It took an arborist, a crane, a flatbed semi, and the police to clear the way to get the tree transplanted into it's new location.

When I moved into our new house in Utah there was a flag pole in the front yard. I'm not much of a flag person so I dug it up and gave it the toss. In it's place I planted a Blue Spruce just like my mom's in memory of her. It started off at 4' and now, 5 years later, is more than 7' tall. The first year I strung Christmas lights all around it. Since they are solar powered I left them on all year long. People have used it as a reference when giving directions through the neighborhood. They can thank my mom.

Michael was on of my very best friends. He was one of the first people I met when I moved to San Diego many years ago. We shared a house in Ocean Beach and had many, many adventures together. He was creative, energetic, and not just a little crazy.

Later Michael and Nita got married and had a house in Hillcrest. It had a very tall tree in the front yard. Michael would decorate it with lights, adding a few strings every year as it grew taller and taller. Year after year, lights and more lights, taller and taller, …

It got to be such a spectacle that the pilots landing at the San Diego airport would tip their wing and point out the tree to the passengers inside. People would come from near and far to drive past the amazing tree of lights. Finally the neighbors complained that they couldn't get in and out of their homes because the traffic was so bad. The city claimed that an ambulance or fire truck couldn't navigate through the mobs of people and ordered him to shut it down.

Today we were doing our final round of Christmas shopping and visited our favorite nursery looking for last minute inspiration. There were these small pine trees about a foot tall that caught my attention. I asked one of the people about it: how high would it get? what care would it need? was it and indoor or outdoor plant? He asked me what I was going to do with it. A curious question I thought until he explained that many people bought them for decoration and then tossed them away after the holidays. That depressed me a little. I bought one of them and I can assure you that, like my mom, I will nurture it and see that it thrives!

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Day 34 - Tradition

Went out to see the Christmas Star this evening. Jupiter and Saturn converged, diverged, and said, “See you again in 800 years!”

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Traditions are very important this time of the year. Especially this year with the virus ruining just about everything everywhere. Something to hold on to, an anchor in these times of distress.

My friends, Dave and Audrey, hold a Christmas dinner for a small group of us who met at UConn. Through the years it has been an event that has held us together. Good times and bad we have joined together to celebrate our friendship. In a larger group of the same people, Steve and Carol hold an annual New Year's Eve party. These are the things that bind us together even when we are far apart.

The island of Nantucket has its annual Christmas Stroll. If you haven't been there, it's off the Massachusetts coast and is more relaxed and less pretentious than Martha's Vineyard. One night before Christmas the shops in town light their colored lights, stay open late, and pass out cookies, punch, and sometimes something stronger. It's a great time to walk around, possibly with snow on the street, and greet friends with a cheery “Merry Christmas”

The Nantucket church has an annual Christmas sing-along that culminates in a recital of the Hallelujah Chorus from Handel's Messiah. People practice their parts for weeks ahead of time. Everyone sings and it's quite moving. Saints and sinners united in creating beautiful music.

A small tradition of my own is to take one of my photographs from the year and reproduce it for friends. It makes a connection with people who are now spread across the country and around the world.

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Day 33 - Christmas Eve

When I was a kid the family tradition was for Santa Claus to bring the tree and presents on Christmas Eve as was done in the popular “'Twas The Night Before Christmas” poem. Of course it was my parents who were Santa's helpers in this enterprise.

It was the early '50s and people were still recovering from WWII both financially and spiritually. Christmas was a time to celebrate the men and women who had returned and remember those who hadn't. There were Christmas tree lots scattered all over the city and lights aglow in every shop. The Montgomery-Ward Christmas catalog was the favorite literature of the season.

Some of my friends families put up trees early but we had to wait for Santa to bring ours because we were special. My father would go out night after night, trying to find that special tree. It was always a Silver Tip fir and he'd stash it in a garage up the street. He and my mother would go out on secret shopping missions while we were watched over by Marilyn our 16 year old baby sitter from the neighborhood.

Presents were wrapped in secret after we went to bed and then stashed in the attic, a place we were forbidden to enter. My mom also went into overtime on her sewing machine, making pieces that were fitted and then disappeared. All very hush hush with a wink and a nod.

On Christmas Eve we would watch some movie like It's A Wonderful Life on our little 12” black and white TV while drinking hot chocolate with marshmallows. Finally we would go to bed and lay awake waiting to hear the sound of reindeer hooves on our roof. Despite the excitement, and not a little because of a threat from my father, we soon fell asleep.

When they were sure we were dead to the world they would spring into action. Dad would go up the street to retrieve the tree while Mom went into the attic to fetch the presents. They would both string lights on the tree, my dad occasionally using a few choice words when one of the lights burned out and the whole string went dead.

Tinsel, ornaments, a sheet of white felt to resemble snow, and, of course, a lighted angel to top it all. A furious round of last minute present wrapping and they could finally fall asleep themselves. Although for only a precious few hours before the little demons awoke and wanted to rip all their hard work apart.

My father seemed to feel that he was a budding Cecil B. DeMille so we waited impatiently while he set up his 16mm movie camera. Then we were directed to spontaneously run in and select a present to hold up for the camera. One by one we acted out our surprise as we carefully unwrapped our treasure and presented it to be preserved for posterity.

Finally, after a few panoramic shots, a couple of still shots with his 35mm Contax, and a group shot with the timer, we were allowed to rip and shred through the rest of the booty. My father, remembering the lean years of his youth during the Great Depression, was always generous at Christmas. There were toys galore, all the things he wished he could have had when he was a kid.

In turn we each offered the presents we had bought or made to Mom and Dad. They Oohed and Awed as they undid the careful but childish wrappings. Each lopsided ceramic dish and hamburger press was a prize fit for a king and queen in their benevolent judgment. We were thrilled that they were so generous with their praise.

After all the mayhem and excitement we sat down for breakfast with thoughts of new toys to play with and new clothes to wear. Wasn't it amazing that Mrs. Clause always knew our exact size!

In later years, as I got older and wiser, I was recruited as one of Santa's Helpers. I kept the secret of the Santa story and went to sleep with my sister and brothers. Later my mother would wake me and I would help put up the tree and the ornaments. It was fun in a new sort of way but never as great as the miracle of Christmas Eve. I was in a hurry to grow up but reluctant to leave my childhood behind.

One thing that has always haunted me is my lack of appreciation for my mom's work. I wanted store bought clothes and thought little of the shirts and sweaters she made. She made them by hand with her Singer sewing machine and each stitch carried her love. I came to realize just how profoundly valuable they were too late. I only have one left and it's my greatest treasure. When I put it on it's as if she were with me giving me a hug.

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Day 32 - Movies

'Tis the season to watch Christmas movies. Here are some of my favorites:

5. Christmas in Connecticut - A classic rom-com in the very best tradition. Every actor is outstanding in their role.

4. Nightmare Before Christmas - Tim Burton at his best.

3. The Bishop's Wife - David Niven, Loretta Young, and Cary Grant. This is a Christmas movie that is not only heart felt but thought provoking as well.

2. Holiday in the Wild - The story is predictable but the scenery is spectacular!

1. Love, Actually - The mixture of the sweet and bitter-sweet make this my all time favorite.

0. It's a wonderful life - Who hasn't seen this a dozen times? Still a classic after all these years.

Bonus: Anything by Vanessa Hudgens - Sappy, predictable, happy-ever-after movies that let you relax and forget the crazy world around us.

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Day 31 - Robbery

There has always been bad guys. In the past Bonnie and Clyde stole money from banks, stores, and gas stations. John Dillinger, with his gang, robbed banks of large sums of money and police stations of guns and ammunition.

What distinguishes these crooks is that they did it all in person. They walked into a bank or store and looked the victims right in the eye. They held the loot in their hands as they made their getaway.

Now thieves and robbers use computers and the Internet. Cash is so passé. A few numbers garnered from identity theft and the money is transferred into ghost accounts. Botnets, computers connected into networks and programmed to steal, easily take more in minutes than Dillinger took in his lifetime. Even banks like Wells Fargo get in on the action when they see the sums that can be produced with just a few key strokes on a computer.

Passwords are a pain to create and remember. One site wants a certain format, another site wants something different. Using the same password for everything means that once broken it can be used everywhere. Password programs are little help because they seem to get confused so often.

If you think that you are to small and insignificant to be a target you are wrong. The botnet doesn't care who you are or how much you have, it wants it all. It starts with a list of accounts and methodically goes to each one to see if it is able get in. If it can, it takes everything. One cent or one million dollars are all the same to it.

The bad guy in Romania or China will never walk into your bank or look you in the eye but they will have all your money just the same.

• Use clever passwords. Use a pass phrase if possible. The longer the better since that takes more time to break. Something like “1968YamahaDT-1Enduro” is not easily guessable. It may sound cold hearted but you want the bot to give you a pass so it can rob the next guy.

• Read your bank statement and balance your account often. I'm amazed at the number of people who have only a vague idea of how much money they have and where it is going. That's what Wells Fargo was counting on with their fraudulent scheme.

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Day 30 - G/S

In 1980 BMW released the R80 G/S (Gelände/Straße - German: off-road/road). I was immediately taken by the concept and vowed to have one. While visiting friends on Martha's Vineyard I saw a guy ride up on a white one. I practically ran to catch up with him to talk about the bike. He was quite proud of it and willing to discuss it's power and handling.

Then he did something really amazing. He thrust his helmet at me and handed me the keys. “I have some shopping to do, why don't you take it for a ride and see for yourself.” Gasp! I replied that he didn't know me or anything about me. “You obviously know about bikes and you can't go far.” And with a wink, “Besides, I know when the ferry leaves!”

One of the most generous things that has ever happened to me. I slapped on the helmet and took off. Martha's Vineyard is a small island and I quickly found a wooded section where I could access the off-road prowess of the G/S. A few slides, a couple of jumps, and I was thinking I'd found the perfect motorcycle.

I also found myself getting a little too carried away with somebody else's brand new bike. I took it down a couple of notches and reluctantly headed back to return it. The owner was standing there with a grin as big as mine. “Wonderful bike isn't it!” I could only agree.

I never got his name or ever saw him again but I have never forgotten his warmth and charity to an unknown stranger. It would be a few years until I bought my Transalp, Honda's version of the G/S, but that's a story for another day.

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Day 29 - Girls

By the time I got to high school there was nothing I was more afraid of than girls! I didn't worry about the bullies or the jocks, they were nothing compared to anyone in a skirt. My blood ran cold, my world got dizzy, and words came out of my mouth without benefit of any intervention by my brain.

Since then I have learned a few things although I can still make a fool of myself with blinding rapidity.

1. Girls^* are willing co-conspirators. Maybe I had watched too many John Wayne movies or maybe it was just the era I was brought up in but I thought that any interaction was something that I guy wanted but a girl didn't. Imagine my surprise to find out that girls liked kissing as much as guys. And were generally a lot better at it.

2. Girls go for guys who are confident more than they do for guys who have flashy cars. Another surprise, they were just as mixed up about life and hormones as I was and wanted to be with someone who at least acted like they had a clue. Dropping my facade and being myself was the surest way to know which way I was going. Fast cars may have impressed other guys but caring and thoughtfulness impressed girls.

3. Girls can be your friend. Despite thinking thinking they were an alien species sent from another universe to torment me, it turned out that they were quite pleasant to be around when you treated them as human beings. Not all of them of course but many of them liked the same things I did. Once I got past stammering out Hello I found they were happy to share a camping trip or a museum visit. The best part was that once the gender tension disappeared it was so much better for both of us.

Of course there was so much more to know. In fact, after all this time, I'm still finding out new things. That's what makes girls so wonderful!

^* I use the term Girls from the perspective of a very young male. I was a boy, they were girls. We would become men and women in time but not yet.

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Day 28 - Kid

I was a skinny kid. How skinny? When I took swimming lessons I couldn't even float. They had to let me scull with my hands so I could pretend to float. I was awkward, gangly, and hyperactive. Which is to say, I was very irritating to everyone around me. The only thing I had going for me was that I was really smart, something that everyone also found irritating.

Having no coordination I was terrible at sports. How bad? When choosing up sides for teams I was always the last one chosen. So bad, in fact, that the team I ended up on would often negotiate with the other team to take one of their good players if they would also take me.

The only thing I was good at was tetherball and the only reason I was good at it was that I figured out that hitting the ball in a parabolic arc would lift it over the opponent's head while dropping it down on my side for another hit. Needless to say everyone found my technique irritating and refused to play with me. I was a lonely kid.

By the time I got to UConn I had learned to be more social and less irritating but I never forgot the kid who was always on the outside looking in. I was always organizing parties, picnics, and hikes. My favorite was softball games.

What's the worst thing that can happen when playing ball? Think back to your own experience. The worst thing that can happen is to strike out! You're standing up at bat, everyone is watching you, you swing, and miss. OK, it happens to everyone. But then it happens again, and again, and you're OUT!

The walk of shame back to your team, you let them down, you're thinking bad thoughts even though everyone is telling you it's alright and you'll get it next time. You let them down.

I knew what that was like and that's why I was always the pitcher. I made sure that everyone got a hit. I pitched the ball so that it would hit the bat. I watched their swing, high or low, early or late, and made sure the ball was going to be there when the bat came around.

It didn't matter if the ball arced into the air and a fielder caught it. Or if it was a ground ball dug out by the shortstop and tossed to first base. They had hit the ball. They didn't have to feel like a loser. With a couple of hits and some new confidence maybe the next time would be better.

We all need to think of the people at the edge who don't quite fit in. The ones who can be irritating. How hard is it to include them and help them fit in? 

Superiority comes not from excluding people but from drawing them in and adding to them to the group. You don't have to sit around and sing Kumbaya but you will find your life is richer for the effort. It's hard work to always be the one of the Kool Kids. And generally pretty lonely.

“There is a destiny which makes us brothers; none goes his way alone. All that we send into the lives of others comes back into our own.”

― Edwin Markham

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Day 27 - Short

It's been a tough year. The virus has taken most of the joy out of our lives and locked us down into little shells of ourselves and our worlds.

If there is a silver lining in these dire times it might be that we have slowed down and reflected on what is most important to us. Do we wear a mask to protect ourselves? Or to protect the ones we care about? Have we paused the rush forward so that we can spend time with the ones we care about? Maybe read a book we have put off or wrote a letter we meant to send?

In this holiday season I hope that people realize that presence not presents is what matters. Quiet time with family and friends is more important than frenzied parties and vacuous affairs. Perhaps even a time to rebuild bridges that were burned in the past.

Without getting too sappy, life really is too short …

 

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Day 26 - Women

Last night's Christmas party was great. Thus, this note will be short. I'm sure you understand.

Best motorcycle travel book by a woman - Lois on the Loose by Lois Pryce. The cover blurb say it all, “One woman, One motorcycle, 20,000 miles across the Americas” Typical scenario, worker bee by day decides to chuck it all and go for a ride. Except that this time the bee is a woman and the bike is not some enormous adventure bike but rather a pedestrian Yamaha 250 dirt bike.

She leaves her job in London, ships her bike to Alaska, and heads south. She collects friends and bruises along the way and shows that imagination and grit will win every time. She had a follow up book Revolutionary Ride about her trip across Iran.

Worst motorcycle travel book by a woman - Lone Rider by Elspeth Beard. Same story as Lois Pryce but Ms. Beard is whiney and irritating. I tossed the book into the recycle bin after the first 50 pages to make sure nobody else had to suffer through her endless whimpering about her bad decisions.

Bonus: Best motorcycle travel videos by a woman - Itchy Boots - Noraly is tough, resourceful, and so darn smart! The videos show off a first rate sense of humor! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEIs9nkveW9WmYtsOcJBwTg

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Day 25 - DBAJ

Is Adventure Riding A Middle Age Death Wish? 

A 7 minute YouTube video asks this question and then tries to answer it by saying, “Dirt riding is not as bad as street riding.”

That is, riders who hung up their helmets because of career or family, and who now want to start riding again, must be too old and inept to do it safely. The narrator then goes on to state that dirt riding is much safer because …

Actually he makes no case for the safety of dirt riding other than saying that he has only broken his bones a couple of times. To make his point the background of his narration is a video, shot with a super wide lens and speeded up 25%, of riding through the woods on a dirt bike.

The fallacy of this argument is obvious. Riders in the woods get hurt and die just like riders on the street. Admittedly dirt riders don't have to contend with distracted drivers texting or surfing Facebook. However, jumps, cliffs, and gullies have claimed their fair share of rider accidents. The variable is not locale but rider training and awareness.

Coincidently, several people were visiting this evening for a holiday party. A few of them are riders and some of the others were interested in joining, or rejoining, the ranks of motorcycling. What kind of bike should they buy? How big should it be? Was one brand better than another?

Those of us who ride unanimously agreed that what they should do first is to go take the Motorcycle Safety Foundation (MSF) course before doing anything else. MSF has courses for first time and returning riders. They teach the right techniques for riding safely. Throttle and brake control, scanning for traffic and other threats, are taught by instructors who know how to teach and correct rider errors on a closed course.

Riding safely is all about being aware of your bike, the environment, and your own ability. Paramount is Clint Eastwood's quote, “A man's got to know his limitations.”

A bike won't go any faster than the rider twists the throttle. This is true whether in the dirt or on the street. When I ride my mantra is, DBAJ, Don't Be A Jerk. It doesn't mean being a wuss, it just means weighing the odds and looking before I leap. It has kept me alive all over North America both on the street and in the dirt.

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